Showing posts with label Funny Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Sms. Show all posts

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

Wakeel My lord Kanoon ki kitaab k safa number 15 k mutabik mere mowakkil ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaye

Posted by Unknown on 12:49 with No comments so far

Wakeel:
My lord Kanoon ki kitaab k safa number 15 k mutabik mere mowakkil ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaye,

JUDGE:
Kitaab pesh ki jaye,

(Kitaab pesh ki gayi)

Judge ne safa numbr 15 khola to us mein 5000 k 4 note thay,

JUDGE:
Es tarha k ek do saboot aur pesh kiye jayen.

Monday, 14 October 2013

Mr See and Mr Saw One day Mr see saw sea & Mr saw didnt see sea

Posted by Unknown on 21:23 with No comments so far

Mr.See and Mr.Saw.
One day Mr.see saw sea & Mr.saw didnt see sea.
See saw sea & jumped In sea. Saw didnt see sea but Jumped in sea

See saw saw In sea & saw saw see in sea. See saw both saw sea And both saw and see were Happy to see Sea.

Aisy msg bhi prha kro Is se Dimagh ki Exercise hoti hy.

Wednesday, 2 October 2013

1 Baba G 1 Gaon Se Guzre

Posted by Unknown on 10:49 with No comments so far
1 Baba G 1 Gaon Se Guzre,

1 Aurat: Meri Shadi Ko 10 Sal Hoe Abi Tk Olad Nai Hoi
Baba: Me 1 Mazar Pe Tere Nam Ka Diya Jlaon Ga Allah Karm Karega,

11 Sal Bad Baba Phir Ussi Gaon Aya To Us Orat Ke Ghar Gaya 11 Bchy Dekh Ke Bola Ye Kon Han,

Aurat: Mere Bachy
Baba:Tumhara Mard Kahan hai?
Wo Mazar Dhond Kar Diya Bujany Gya Hai.

Monday, 30 September 2013

Oye Dangar Le Aye Ho Qurbani K liay

Posted by Unknown on 16:13 with No comments so far
Qurbani Sms, Eid Sms

Oye Dangar.

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Le aaye ho qurbani k liye,

Ya akhri dinon ma lao gy...?

Eid mubarak

New style of nikah, Facebook Nikah

Posted by Unknown on 16:13 with No comments so far
Facebook sms
New style of nikah.
Molvi: Do you agree to change ur facebook status from single to married..?

Boy: Yes Yes Yes

Girl: Yes Yes Yes

Molvi: Cogratulation your profile updated succesfully.
You are now husband and wife... You may now upload your wedding pictures and don't forget to tag me.
Molvi Rocks
Barati Shocked..

Sunday, 29 September 2013

Message Bhi Bohat Zabardast Cheaz hai

Posted by Unknown on 11:53 with No comments so far
Message Bhi Bohat Zabardast Cheaz hai,
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20 Kaminu Ko Send karo.
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10 Parhty Hi Nhi
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5 Delet Kar Daty Hein
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4 Ka Inbox Full Hota Hai
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Bas 1 Hi Kanjar Pora Message Parhta Hai
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THANK YOU.
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G bilkul enj e meri V BEZTI HOE C...!

Saturday, 28 September 2013

Teacher Ne 1 Bache ki Maa Ko Likha

Posted by Unknown on 20:12 with No comments so far
Funny Sms
Teacher Ne 1 Bache ki Maa Ko Likha:
Bache Se Boo Aati Hai,
Isko Nehla Ke Bheaja Krein,

Maa Ne Jawab Likha:

Bache Ko Parhaya Krein,
Kutte Ki Tarha Soongha Na Kren..

Dadi Tumhari Teacher Aa rahi hain

Posted by Unknown on 00:49 with No comments so far
Funny Sms, jockes, lateefay
Dadi:Tumhari Teacher Aa rahi hain.
Pota: To aap jaldi se chup jao dadi.
Dadi: Q beta?
Pota: Q ke
Main Apki
Wafaat ki wajaa Se 3 din ki Chutti Pe hon . .

Sunday, 22 September 2013

Jo Dar Gaya Woh Mar Gaya Funny Sms And Funny History

Posted by Unknown on 09:45 with No comments so far
Funny Sms
Funny Sms

Japan main 2 dost thy..1 ka nam tha "jo" aur dusry ka nam tha "wo"
ek din "jo" k pas JIN aa gya "jo" ny dar kr "wo" ko awaz d
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"wo" bhag kr aya to JIN ko dekh kr "wo" ka intqal hogya
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bs usi din se hi kehty hein...
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"JO" DR GYA
"WO" MR GYA.

Mere Mazhab main Shahrab peena Hraam hai

Posted by Unknown on 09:40 with No comments so far
Funny Sms
Funny Sms

Mere Mazhab main Shahrab peena Hraam hai,
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  Is liye Teri judai mein "Lassi" peeti rahti hun....!!
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rog da rog,
te thand di thand...

Agar Dil Ka Name Anda "Egg" Hota to Films K Name Kuch Is Tarha Hotay

Posted by Unknown on 09:31 with No comments so far
Agr " DIL "
ka naam
" ANDA " (EGG)
hota to FILMS k naam is tarah hote

==>Ye ANDA ap ka hua,

==>Hm ANDA de chuke sanam,

==>Hm ap k ANDAY me rehte hain,

==>Jab ANDA dia to darna kia,

                                                                                    ==>Hmara ANDA aap k paas hai,

                                                                                    ==>ANDAY wale dulhaniya le jain gey,

                                                                                    ==>ANDA to pagal hai,

1 student ki life ka sabse funny pal kb hota hy

Posted by Unknown on 09:07 with No comments so far
Exams Sms
Exams Sms


1 student ki life ka sabse funny pal kub hota hy?


Jub usko Exam ma kuch nhi aa rha ho or
Piche se Teachr aake kahe


"Paper Chupa Lo Pichhe wala Dekh Rha hy"

1 Baba G 1 Gaon Se Guzre

Posted by Unknown on 08:19 with No comments so far
Funny sms
Funny sms
1 Baba G 1 Gaon Se Guzre
1 Aurat:Meri Shadi Ko 10 Sal Hoe Abi Tk Olad Nai Hoi
Baba:Me 1 Mazar Pe Tere Nam Ka Diya Jlaon Ga Allah Karm Krega
11 Sal Bad Baba Phr Usi Gaon Aya To Us Orat K Ghar Gya 11 Bchy Dekh K Bola Ye Kon Han
Aurat:Mere Bachy
Baba:Tmhara Mard Kahan Hy?
Wo Mazar Dhond Kr Diya Bujany Gya Hy

Friday, 20 September 2013

Eid Mubarak Ho Aapko

Posted by Unknown on 06:59 with No comments so far
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/// E I D \
//MUBARAK\
Aap soch rahe hon gay abi eid ko ek din ha,
Lekin
Ya
To
Socho
Hamara sms jis ko mil jata hai samjho us ki to eid ho gai
So
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/// E I D \
//MUBARAK\
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